Okay, it’s 9:30, I’ll start my homework at 10:00.
… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!
i wonder who this could be
“are you a boy or a girl?”
“yeah but what were you BORN as?”
*leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
mom please laugh at my jokes
these things freak me out
i hate how some girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
Way to fuck up the roof of a car.
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor